Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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