i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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