I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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