youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She told me I should be a condom model.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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