i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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