no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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