i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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