dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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