College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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