Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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