You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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