After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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