Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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