You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just high enough for therapy.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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