I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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