I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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