I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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