I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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