the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
