How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
