god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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