You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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