i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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