ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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