well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize