I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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