Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you traded sex for a burrito?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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