Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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