it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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