who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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