i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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