This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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