i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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