So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You pole danced in your parka.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
