thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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