I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Randomize
