Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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