It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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