I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
