am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Holy shit dude........stairs
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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