This girl is more easily done than said...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
