Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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