I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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