i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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