i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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