it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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