i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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