i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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