Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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