I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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