Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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