You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
True strength comes from lack of pants
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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