ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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