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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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