You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize