He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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