i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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