did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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