i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
