& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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